The Fearless Vampire Killers A.K.A. Dance Of The Vampires (1967). Clever comedy-horror film directed by Roman Polanski. An expert on bats, Professor Abronsius and his dim-witted assistant, Alfred, travel to Transylvania to try to find and destroy vampires. Alfred falls for the vampire's latest target - the inn-keeper's daughter. Also known as 'Dance of the Vampires' and 'Pardon Me, But Your Teet Are in My Neck.'