1 - The Opening
2 - Traffic Accidents-Keep Movin'!
3 - You & Me (Things That Come Off Of Your Body)
4 - People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books
5 - Motivation Seminars… mehr
6 - Parents Of Honor Students
7 - Baby Slings
8 - "My Daddy"
9 - Telephone Mimes
10 - Hands-Free Telephone Headsets
11 - Answering Machines
12 - Family Newsletters
13 - Music On Answering Machines
14 - People Who Wear Visors
15 - Singers With One Name
16 - Rich Guys In Hot Air Balloons
17 - People Who Misuse Credit Cards
18 - Guys Named Todd
19 - Gun Enthusiasts
20 - White Guys Who Shave Their Heads
21 - Nasa-Holes
22 - Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments weniger